Amazing Race 7

Friday, March 04, 2005

A New Race Song -- By Me!

To the tune of "Under the Sea" from The Little Mermaid:
If you've forgotten the tune, click here and scroll down to listen to a little bit.

The eyebrow is always popping
Right before Phil says go.
The teams they all are waiting.
To go somewhere they don't know
The bags and the clues are waiting
No one's yet in a funk.
Phils says "go" and they're running
But Rob can't open the trunk!

Off to Peru!
Off to Peru!
Where llams spit
And ropes hurt a bit
Zip lines do too
Rob and Amber came in third
But Susan and Patrick think they're turds
Well, they are racin'
(No one named Jason?)
Off to Peru!

Debbie and Bianca are happy
To the airport they go.
The Boobsey Twins ain't happy
They sad 'cause they nearly rolled.
The brothers are very laid back
They always say "dude" and "what?"
Megs and Heidi are a bit whack
But the got those pink cute butts!

Off to Peru!
Off to Peru!
It's high in the air
And people they stare
Like at the zoo
Three umbrellas in the sand?
We'll just dig here because we can!
Zero before forty
Gretchen is warty
Off to Peru!

Off to Peru!
Off to Peru!
Ron makes a gaff here
And so yes we laugh here
Oh yes we do!
Poor Deana and Ray
He says "Suck it up" she says "no way!"
Debs got the spirit
For Brian to leer at
Off to Peru!

Lynn wants to win
Ray likes to harp
Kell gives Ron hell
The girls they're sure sharp
Uchenna is fine
At least he don't whine
Alex is just a queen.
Ray he can play
And no one has gout
Susan's a judge
And Patrick is out
Joyce's got the big eyes
And Rob tells the lies
On the zip they do all scream!

Off to Peru!
Off to Peru!
When llamas spit
Pat tries out his wit
Golly what a git
Rob and Amber won Survivor
Sue? We may have to revive her
Gretch cracked the eggs
And Chuck knows a keg
Off to Peru!
Ryan is gone here
Bianca she won here
Off to Peru!
All the contestants
Know what they're best at
That's why their fodder
For my pen and pawper
Who has the luck here?
Who'll get the bucks here?
Off to Peru!

I'm feeling a session of Amazing Race Karoke after this season is done!

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